Kill a Wish

[Rin]

This simple and fun game never ends! All you have to do is make a wish, and then the next person to reply has to make out a way for it to fail, and then make a wish themselves.

Example:

Post 1: I wish I had a teddy bear.

Post 2: Granted, but the teddy bear turned out to be a real bear and eats you!

- I wish I had one of those giant rainbow lollipops!

Post 3: Granted, but it ends up being so big that it’s too heavy to hold - so you can't eat it!

- I wish...

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And so on! I'll start for real now.

I wish that a boy would give me a beautiful bouquet of flowers...

[Kikyo / Jaken]

Granted, but the boy isn't as beautiful as his bouquet.

I wish I could time travel.

[Kagura]

Granted, but you get stuck in the past with no way back and drown because the whole world is a sea with no land anywhere.

I wish i had a new dress

[Kikyo / Jaken]

Granted, but your new dress doesn't fit because you're fat.

I wish I had a boy-friend.

[Kagura]

Granted, but your boyfriend is fourteen and obese and is psychoticly dillussional, constantly thinking he is russian, radioactive, and a super hero.

I wish I had a million dollars

[Kikyo / Jaken]

Granted, but you are robbed and lose it all before you can spend any of it.

I wish I was cool.

[Kagura]

Granted, but you are too cool for school and become a drop out and begin smoking and doing drugs and die in a gutter, the cool way.

I wish I was a movie star

[Kikyo / Jaken]

Granted, but your movies are so bad that no one watches them and you can't afford to eat or hire a male prostitute.

I wish I was Inu-Yasha's boyfriend.

[Kagura]

Granted, but he only sees you as his "friend" and this boyfriend buissness is all in your head because your dillussional.

I wish I had a mustache

[Kikyo / Jaken]

Granted, but no one wants to deal with a woman with a mustache so you have to join the circus because no one else will accept you.

I wish I was thin.